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So, you're one of those people that asks for directions? You have my sincere benevolence for your rugged estate. You'll doubtless never feel the sensation of taking 'shortcuts' or bushwacking. But, then again, the goverment cuts trails for just your sort, using my tax dollars. In honor of that, I submit the following 'guide' to ensure that your sort actually go somewhere; hopefully that way. Better to misuse than to miss.

Guide / Map:
You are here. Yes You. Right Here.

In case you were wondering, the menu is up there, and over there on the left. I mean right. Now, it's just like a menu at a restraunt, in and of you pick which item you want delivered to you in full techni-color. Except, of course, that wine and fish fingers are not options (I'm working on resolving that). Clicking the links (no, not golf) takes that 'option' out of my database and glues it on your screen. Weird huh?

That's probably sufficient. If you still can't figure my website out, you obviously need to mail your computer (especially if it's a suped up fancy one) to the address on the Contact Information Page, and then become a pilgrim to Mt. Everest, where you will spend the remainder of your life contemplating jelly beans.